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It seems like you've accidentally booked the wrong party.
You were supposed to be at the "Gatsby's Gala" but instead you're at the "Bachelors' Bash" and it's not exactly what you expected.
There's no jazz, there's no champagne, and there's definitely no decent conversation.
The only thing that's been flowing is the cheap beer and the awkward silences.
You can either try to make the best of it or sneak out the back door.
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