Blerg, the 3.5-Star General
Specialty: Extreme Croissant Consumption, Competitive Puns
Blerg is a highly decorated general from the planet Zorgon-6, known for his unparalleled ability to eat 37 croissants in one sitting and his impressive collection of dad jokes. He's also a skilled player of the Intergalactic Theremin.
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