Firebreather's fiery temper was at its peak when he accidentally set the kitchen curtains ablaze while trying to cook ramen noodles.
Witness the aftermath, captured in this exclusive, never-before-seen photo essay:
A step-by-step tutorial on how to cook ramen without setting off the fire alarm. Or, you know, just ask the fire department to come and hose you down.
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