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When I set my kitchen on fire, I thought I was just heating up some leftovers. Little did I know, I was starting a fire that would change my life forever.
I was trying to toast some bread, but it didn't quite turn out as planned. The flames engulfed the kitchen, and I thought I was going to have to call in the fire department. Luckily, my cat was there to help me put out the flames.
Next Lesson: The Power of Silicone Duct TapeI was trying to make some scrambled eggs, but I think I might have added a little too much... um, "flair" to the pan. The fire was so hot, it melted the entire kitchen, including the cat.
Next Lesson: Kitchen Safety Should Be a Bible ClassicAnd don't even get me started on the neighbors...