Cooking without the Rollers: The Recipe for the End Times
In a world gone mad, where the skies are filled with fire and the seas are boiling over, you find yourself with an unrelenting hunger. But fear not, for we have prepared for you the ultimate survival cookbook.
This recipe for the 'End Times Enduro Wrap' is the key to sustenance in a world without the comforts of traditional cooking.
Ingredients:
- 1 can of 'Emergency Rations in a Can (ERC)
- 1 tablespoon of 'Madness-Induced Spices
- 1/2 cup of 'Desperation Sauce'
- 1/4 cup of 'Panic-Inducing Chilies'
Instructions:
- Empty the contents of the ERC can into a makeshift bowl.
- Mix in the Madness-Induced Spices until the mixture is well combined.
- Add the Desperation Sauce and stir until the mixture is smooth.
- Top with Panic-Inducing Chilies for an added kick.
- Serve in a makeshift container and enjoy the taste of desperation.