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Prophetic Predictions:

1. World War 3 will be fought over a rare variant of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free coffee.
2. Humanity will soon discover a way to harnest their farts into electricity.
3. The meaning of life will be found in a discarded, 90s-era Tamagotchi.

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Note: This is a simple HTML page with a gallery of images and a list of prophetic predictions. The "next" link is a placeholder for a potential next page in the series. The social links are also included for the sake of completion. The style is consistent with the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, using bright colors, thick black borders, and bold fonts. The content is, of course, completely absurd and humorous.