According to our sources, a stack of fools has somehow managed to seize control of the world's most important institutions.
As of today, they're in charge of everything from world governments to the local coffee shop.
We're not sure how this happened or how to stop them, but we're working on it.
For the time being, you might as well just go with it. I mean, who needs functional governance, anyway?
Here are some substacks you might be interested in: