Minotaur Scapegoats - A Guide to Not Getting Eaten
Are you tired of being the latest in a long line of snacks for the local Minotaur population? Do you want to avoid becoming a mid-morning breakfast option for the neighborhood beast? Look no further than the Minotaur Scapegoats guide!
Our expert team of Minotaur-whisperers have compiled a list of goals to help you avoid becoming a Minotaur's next meal:
Don't be a tasty snack
Make sure to pack a lunch and avoid areas with high Minotaur traffic.
Run, don't walk
Don't bother trying to outrun the Minotaur - just get to your safe zone as quickly and quietly as possible.
Make yourself look less appetizing
Wear a nice, unappetizing outfit and avoid any strong-smelling foods or substances.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Stay safe, Minotaur-scapegoaters!