Chapter 1: The Basics of Despair
Welcome to Abyssal Depth 101, where the abyss of despair is not just a metaphor, but a living, breathing entity that consumes your soul.
In this chapter, we'll cover the fundamental principles of forever-lasting despair. You'll learn how to:
- Identify the signs of impending doom
- Build a decent bunker for when the world ends
- Develop a taste for the finest, most depressing music
Chapter 2: Advanced Despair Techniques
In this chapter, we'll dive deeper (pun intended) into the art of cultivating an existential crisis.
- Master the art of questioning the meaning of life
- Practice self-flagellation for maximum despair
- Learn to recognize the subtle signs of hope (and how to suppress them)