Infinite Suffering: The Feature That Never Ends

Because who needs a finite life, anyway?

Infinite Suffering is a revolutionary new feature that lets you relive the same 5 minutes of existential dread every day, over and over, without any respite or relief. Imagine being trapped in a never-ending loop of anxiety and self-doubt, where every decision you make only leads to more questions and second-guessing.

Key Features:

Relive the same 5 minutes of terror every day, ad infinitum.
Make the same choices, only to realize they were the wrong ones all along.
Enjoy the thrill of watching time tick by at a glacial pace as you replay the same conversations, same thoughts, and same regrets.

We're not saying it's fun, but... well, actually, we are saying it's fun in a weird, sadistic way. You might even find yourself laughing maniacally as you relive the same arguments with your significant other, the same failed job interviews, and the same burnt toast.

Learn more about our other features, like Infinite Regret and Infinite Procrastination.

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