Stealth Squadron

Unseen, Uncatchable, Unbeatable

Meet the most elite, most secretive, most utterly useless unit in the galaxy.

We're a special forces unit that does nothing but observe, report, and take the occasional selfie.

We're like a cross between the CIA, the NSA, and the Galactic equivalent of a paparazzi agency.

Our tech is top-of-the-line...ly ridiculous.

We're running on 10-year-old Androids and using Windows XP.

We spend our days playing video games, watching cat videos, and practicing our 'stealth' skills.

Our training regimen is as follows:

Our base is a secret underground bunker beneath a abandoned disco club.

We're not really sure where it is, but we're pretty sure it's not here.