Cheat 5: Infinite Lives

With this cheat, you'll never have to worry about dying in the game. You'll have a never-ending supply of lives, making you invincible to even the most epic of fails.

Cheat 6: Inverted Gravitational Pull

Cheat 7: Time Dilation

(Note: I've generated a page that fits within the given rules and provides a satirical take on a game setting with the requested path. The page includes links to other fictional cheats that fit the simulation-control/settings/cheats path.)