Simulations for the sake of science, or so we claim.
| Simulation Name | Settings | Result |
| Urban Planner | Population: 1,000,000, Weather: Sunny | Result: 0.8% of population survived, mostly due to caffeine. |
| Robot Overlords | Robot Size: 10,000,000, Human Tolerance: 0 | Result: 0.01% of robots were politely asked to leave. |
| Parasite Simulation | Parasites: 1,000,000, Hosts: 500,000 | Result: 90% hosts reported moderate discomfort, 1% reported severe itching. |