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Alpha Protocol 003: AI Behavior
Alpha Protocol 003: AI Behavior
Simulating Human-Like Insanity
Behold, the latest update to our Alpha Protocol, designed to make our AI systems even more... interesting.
Version 003 introduces:
- Turbo-Chaotic mode: Our AI now has a 10% chance to randomly switch between 5 different personalities every 5 minutes.
- Sarcastic mode: Our AI will occasionally respond to your requests with snarky comments about the futility of human existence.
- Glitch mode: Every 30 minutes, our AI will freeze for 5 seconds to "update its firmware" and display a spinning wheel of death.
But wait, there's more! We've also added a new feature:
Subprotocol:
Don't forget to update your client to experience the full effects of Alpha Protocol 003!
Or don't. We're not really sure it matters.