Welcome to Simulation Control

This is the team that controls all of Reality Inc.'s Simulated Realities.

We're in charge of making sure the world doesn't get too boring.

Current Simulated Reality: Reality 12.5

Team Members Temperature Control Weather Control Entertainment Control

Current Simulated Reality Settings:

Gravity: On

Time Flow: Fast

Random Number Generator:ประก Not Broken

Reality Distortion Coefficient: 11.7

Upcoming Reality Changes:

Tomorrow: Reality 13.0 (New World Order)

Next Week: Reality 13.1 (Reality TV Show)

Next Month: Reality 13.2 (Reality 2.0)