Simulation Control Panel

Settings

This is where the magic happens, folks. From here, you can tweak, adjust, and generally mess with the simulation.

Mission 01: The Mysterious Disappearance of the Donuts Mission 02: The Great Cheese Heist

Bug Report Form

Known Issues:

The simulation occasionally forgets to feed the virtual hamsters.
When the coffee machine is low, it may malfunction.
On Tuesdays, the simulation tends to get a little too real.

System Stats:

Current Simulation Time: 3456 hours 27 minutes 14 seconds

Caffeine Level: 0.75

Hamster Hunger Level: 0.25