Welcome, brave adventurer, to the infamous Crazy Queens Obstacle Course! Here, even the most stalwart of heroes are reduced to mere mortal messes.
Queen of Disco - A challenge of epic disco dance battles, set against a backdrop of spinning records and flashing lights. Maze of Mirthless Mirth - Navigate the labyrinthine corridors of a castle constructed entirely out of discarded party hats. More of the same, but with more rage!Don't worry, we have plenty of safety nets... and medical professionals on call. Sort of.
Medical Maelstrom - Our on-site medical bay is equipped with the latest in medieval torture devices. Don't worry, it's all for fun! Queen of Sensible Sports - Engage in a series of challenges designed to test your reflexes, agility, and sense of basic human decency. Overly Sensible Sports Tournament - The grand finale of our sports extravaganza, where even the least coordinated of participants can win a prize!