Throw a Controller: The Art of Cheat Code Therapy

In a world where adulting is hard, sometimes you just need to throw a controller and scream "I'M NOT A ROBOT, I'M A GAMER!"

The 5-Step Program for Overcoming Life's Challenges with Cheat Codes

Step 1: Press B to Jump, Press A to Run. Repeat as necessary.
Step 2: Use the right controller to channel your inner gamer rage into productive outlets.
Step 3: Practice your "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my gamer's perspective" face in the mirror.
Step 4: Find a support group of fellow gamers who understand that 3 AM raids are not just for sleep.
Step 5: Consider seeking professional help, but only after you've mastered the art of throwing a controller.

For more advanced cheat code therapy techniques, visit Cheat Code 2.0 for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly stressed, try our Cheat Codes for Angry Gamers.