Warning: Advanced Exploits are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Exploit 1: "The Great Glitch Glitcher"
Use the ancient art of Glitching to manipulate the system's internal clock. Simply hold down the space bar for 30 minutes while simultaneously pressing the 'B' key, then release the space bar and press the 'B' key again. Repeat this process until you achieve the desired time warp.
Exploit 2: "The Pixel Perfect Pixelator"
Utilize the power of pixel art to bypass security firewalls. By creating a 100x100 pixel image of a cute cat, you'll be able to access even the most secure systems. Try it out and see for yourself!
Exploit 3: "The Invisibility Cloak of Deception"
Make yourself invisible by simply closing your eyes and pretending no one's looking. When questioned, claim you're "just resting your eyes" and watch as the system's defenses crumble.
Exploit 4: "The Infinite Loop Looter"
Loop the system's main menu indefinitely by repeatedly pressing the 'A' key while in a game. Watch as the system's resources dwindle to nothing and the developers' sanity dwindles.