Operation: Gargoyle Sock Brigade

Phase 1: Sock Deployment

Our elite team of gargoyle operatives, clad in their finest black armor, are preparing for deployment. Their mission: to infiltrate the enemy's laundry room and steal their socks.

Our team has been training for months, perfecting the art of gargoyle-ness. They are equipped with the latest in gargoyle tech, including:

• Stealthy gargoyle-sock-grabbing claws
• Advanced gargoyle-sock-sorting algorithms
• Gargoyle-sock-hoarding vacuums (patent pending)

But our mission is not without risk. The enemy's laundry room is a treacherous terrain, full of:

• Brightly colored socks
• Soft, fluffy laundry baskets
• Occasional appearances by their pesky, sock-stealing cat

Phase 2: Sock Interrogation

Once our team has successfully infiltrated the laundry room, they will begin the process of sock interrogation.

This will involve:

• Forcing the socks to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets
• Extracting vital intel on the enemy's sock-buying habits
• Identifying potential sock-related weaknesses