**Mission Statement**
We, the GarGorille Sock Brigade, are a highly trained and extremely fashionable team of gargoyle-shaped sock enthusiasts.
Our mission is to patrol the land of footwear, vanquishing boring socks and replacing them with our own brand of stylish, gargoyle-printed goodness.
Our methods are unorthodox, our tactics are unorthodoxer, and our socks are always on point.