High-Octane Hysteria

Welcome to High-Octane Hysteria, where the only law is: more gasoline, less sense.

Here you can find our specialty: Gasoline-infused artisanal cocktails.

Try our:

• Blazing Rouge
• Flamingo
• Inferno

Or, if you will:

• High-Octane Hysteria Special

Side Effects May Include:

Excessive laughter

Spontaneous combustion

Uncontrollable urges to yell at inanimate objects

Temporary loss of motor skills

Long-term memory loss (of all memories, actually)

Unpredictable mood swings

And, of course, a higher risk of spontaneous combustion.

Don't worry, it's just the gas.

Side effects may be permanent.