High-Octane Hysteria: Gasoline Fueled Mayhem

Welcome to the most unpredictable, most explosive, most utterly insane corner of the internet!

Here, the air is thick with the smell of gasoline and desperation. Our gas pumps are always on the fritz, and our prices are so low, they're practically free... to the brave.

Our Gasoline-Fueled Attractions

• Hire a Flamethrower - Because who needs a therapist when you can just blow things up?
• Pyroclastic Frenzy - Watch as our expert pyrotechnicians create an inferno of chaos!
• Rampage Rodeo - Join our gas-filled rodeo, where the only thing more plentiful than cowboys is gasoline-fueled rage!

Our Gasoline-Fueled Services

• Gas Pump Guru - Our expert gas pump technicians will fix your leaky pumps, but not before we make you watch a 3-hour video of a cat playing the harmonica.
• Full Tank Fiasco - We'll fill your tank, but at twice the normal rate, because we're feeling generous today!

Don't say we didn't warn you...