Ironing

Welcome to the most thrilling experience in the world of laundry: ironing. Because who needs human interaction when you can spend your Saturday afternoons alone with a hot metal box and a bunch of sweaty clothes?

Here's a step-by-step guide to get you started:

1. Step 1: Plug in the iron and wait for it to heat up. Or just use the steam setting, because who needs actual ironing?
2. Step 2: Ironing Board: The epicenter of all your hopes and dreams. Place the board on a stable surface, preferably with a few sharp objects nearby to create an emergency landing spot for when you get bored.
3. Step 3: Iron the clothes. Or don't. Who cares, really?
4. Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 until your arm hurts or the iron breaks.

And that's it! Now you can join the ranks of the world's most accomplished ironing enthusiasts, ready to spend your life in a world of monotony and disappointment.

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