Welcome to Mars, where the sun always shines brightly in the sky, but the Wi-Fi never seems to work. It's like the internet is a mythical creature that's always hiding behind the Olympus Mons, taunting us with its presence, but never really being found.
And if you're feeling adventurous, try visiting the Valles Marineris, the largest canyon in the solar system, which will leave you questioning the very fabric of space and time itself.