Warning: This Moon is a Trap
Don't be fooled by its charming appearance, our second moon is actually a sentient being with a penchant for existential dread.
It's been known to lure unsuspecting space travelers into a vortex of self-discovery, only to spit them out into the vast expanse of space, forever changed.
We're not kidding. It's a real thing. Just ask the astronauts.
Want more information? Click here to learn more about our beloved moon.
(Or just click the back button, because let's be real, you're not going anywhere.)
Disclaimer: Not actually a trap, probably. Maybe.