The Geometry of Nonsense

Where angles go to make sense, or don't.

Irrational Iterations of Squircles

Squircles, the ultimate shape of nonsense, have a tendency to get stuck in infinite loops. Their angles are always off, but never quite wrong. Like the plot of a soap opera, or the reasoning of a politician. They just keep going, round and round, never quite resolving.

Spherical Abstractions

Spherical Abstractions are the result of trying to fit a round peg in a non-existent square hole. They're like the thinking that goes into a politician's promise. They're always trying to fit the facts around the shape they want to create, rather than letting the facts shape their creation.

Parabolas of Doom

Parabolas of Doom are what happens when you take a perfectly good idea and try to force it through the narrow, constricted channels of conventional thinking. They're like the plot twist that gets you killed in a bad horror movie. You see it coming, but it still gets you.

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