Where do squares go when they're lost in thought?
Some say the answer lies within the realm of What Lies Beneath, where the square roots of all problems are hidden.
Others claim it's a matter of It Squares Logic, where the square-circled answers await.
But I think it's a tale of Squares and Questions, where the square-shaped answers are always just out of reach.
Join us in our quest to find the solution to the great square enigma!
Or just pretend you didn't see this and go back to your regularly scheduled programming.