Geriatric Sports

Welcome to the geriatric sports league, where we've got activities that are a real kick in the teeth... at your knees!

Check out our schedule:

• Walking the Dog - A thrilling game of "who can walk the slowest?"
• Reading the Phonebook - A test of endurance and attention span
• TV Remote Control Olympics - Channel surfing like never before!

Don't forget to check out our Sports Hall of Flam to see who's leading the pack!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Geriatric Extreme Sports for the truly daring!

Remember, at Geriatric Sports, we're not just playing games, we're playing to win... at bingo!