In our first ever newsletter, we bring you the most important news for our esteemed readers: a comprehensive list of things you probably forgot you were supposed to do today.
• Take your pills (you probably took the right ones, but double-check)
• Call your mom (she's been waiting)
• Eat your lunch (you're probably getting hangry)
• Water your plants (you had those, right? Or did you just buy new ones?)
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