Germinator 3000 is the world's most advanced, most expensive, and most unnecessary meditation machine. It's like a lie detector, but for your brainwaves. Our Phase 4 upgrade includes:
- Mind-reading mode - We'll tell you exactly what your cat is thinking.
- Dream-interpretation mode - We'll tell you what your subconscious is secretly planning.
- Brain-wave harmonization - We'll tune your brainwaves to the frequency of a perfectly toasted marshmallow.