A site dedicated to the ontological spoons of Germany, because you know, they're out there
Spending all their time, wondering where they went wrong
In the early days, German ontological spoons were all the rage. People would gather 'em up by the spoonload and wonder about the meaning of life
But then, the spoons started to get all existential and stuff, and now they're all, "What's the point of it all, man?"
But don't worry, we still got spoons. Lots and lots of spoons.
We've got Heidegger, we've got Nietzsche, we've got all the other German philosophers who liked to sit around and ponder the meaning of the spoons
But, let's be real, it's all just about the spoons
Want to learn more about the ontological spoons that shaped German thought? Check out our Spoon Heroes page