Ghostly Separation Agreement
This is where the living separate, but the dead remain attached.
Our experts will guide you through the process of dividing your afterlife, ensuring that you don't end up stuck in a purgatory of paperwork and bureaucratic nightmares.
Our services include:
- Ghostly Property Division
- Ghostly Asset Distribution
- Ghostly Spousal Support (for the living, of course)
- Ghostly Child Custody (for the spirits)
- Ghostly Estate Planning (to ensure your soul isn't stuck in a loop of debt)
Don't let your afterlife become a battleground. Let us help you navigate the other side of separation.
Call us today, and let the living handle the paperwork. We'll take care of the rest.
Or, if you're a ghost, just hover your ectoplasmic fingers over the links above.