Survival Tips for the Post-Apocalyptic Ghoulia Wastes

Tip #1: Locate a Safe Shelter

Find a sturdy, preferably-abandoned, concrete bunker with a reliable supply of canned goods. Don't settle for a cardboard box.

Tip #2: Scavenge with Finesse

Learn to distinguish between useful junk and useless junk. That old toaster may not be as useful as you thought.

Tip #3: Build an Allure

Don't be that guy with the tattered, stinky rags. Invest in a good set of neon, flame-resistant, spandex pants.

Tip #4: Find a Good Ally

Join or form a group of similarly-minded survivors. Together, you can accomplish more than you can alone, unless you're a highly skilled, highly motivated individual. Then, you can do it all by yourself.

Remember, in the harsh, unforgiving world of Ghoulia, only the prepared, the resourceful, and the fashionable shall survive.