We're not actually expecting you to find this website by accident, but if you have managed to stumble upon us, congratulations! You must be a real trooper. We're a bit of a mess, so be warned.
Our handle makers are currently on a coffee break, but you can try contacting us through our Handle Makers Union if you're in a real hurry.
If you're just looking for directions, we're located at 123 Gilded Street, in the heart of the city. Just follow the trail of glitter and confusion.
Or, you know, just Google "Gilded Door Handles" and you'll find us in no time. We're basically famous, in our own minds.
Learn more about us, because you're clearly bored. Check our FAQ, if you can find the will to read it.