Gizmo-X5000 Review

We're not sure what kind of sorcery the makers of the Gizmo-X5000 used, but it's clearly some kind of dark magic.

Rating: 4.5/5 stars. Would've been 5, but it kept autocorrecting my cat's name to "Doggy".

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Side Effects:

Spontaneous combustion of nearby electronics
Uncontrollable urge to wear neon pink jumpsuits
Temporary blindness to the beauty of plain white walls

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