Neon Squid FAQ
This is the official FAQ for the Neon Squid community. If you're not a member, don't worry, we'll let you in.
Q: What is the Neon Squid?
A: We're not sure, but it's definitely not just a squid with neon lights.
Q: Why do you have a FAQ if you don't know the answer?
A: We're not here to help, we're here to make it up as we go along.
Q: Can I join the Neon Squid?
A: If you're willing to take on the crushing ennui of existential dread that comes with being part of our community, we'll let you in.
Q: What are the benefits of joining the Neon Squid?
A: You'll get to wear a neon-colored jumpsuit, and maybe, just maybe, we'll let you in on a secret.
Q: Can I ask a question not answered here?
A: Ha! You think you're clever, don't you? Go ahead, ask away, and we'll make something up.
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This FAQ is not actually true. Don't quote us, or we'll have to sue. Or not.
