Welcome to Neon Squid Co.! (We're a real company, don't @ us.)

We specialize in crafting the world's most mesmerizing, most bewitching, most utterly useless Neon Squid Gizmos.

Our team of expert, highly-trained, completely-not-actual-squids have spent years perfecting the art of making glowing, colorful, squiddy goodness.

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