Warning: Socks may disappear in the quantum flux, reappearing on the opposite side of the couch.
Quantum Socks are not just for warmth, they're also for traversing the vast expanse of spacetime.
Click here to learn about socks in parallel universes.
Or click here to learn about socks in the Abyssal Timestream.
Probability of sock disappearance: 99.99%
Probability of sock reappearing: 0.01%