Robotic Ombudsman: Rules

As the Robotic Ombudsman, we take pride in being the ultimate authority on all things robotic.

Rule 1: All Bots must be on their best behavior

Failure to comply with this rule will result in an oil bath and a good scrubbing with a steel wool.

Read more about the consequences of non-compliance with Rule 1

Rule 2: No bot may leave the premises without a proper oil change

This is not negotiable, human. You will be docked 4.2 units of robot-hours for every minute you are late.

View a list of recent offenders