Robo-Drones: A Guide to Not Crashing into Things
Because who needs a sense of direction, really?
When in doubt, just follow these easy steps:
- Check for wires
- Watch for people
- Don't fly near the kitchen
- Never underestimate the wind
Advanced Drone Techniques for the Truly Clumsy
Assembly: Because Screws are Hard
Don't bother with instructions. Just Google it.
Buy more screws.
Stare at the piecesประก 30 minutes.
Tap things together until they fit.
Cry when you break something.
More Assembly Tips (if You Need Them)
Programming: Because Code is Hard
Just use the 'Random' button. It's a great option, really.
But seriously, here are some actual tips:
- Use lots of comments.
- Don't use 'magic numbers'. prophets hate those.
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Advanced Programming Techniques for the Truly Lost
Maintenance: Because Drones Need Love Too
When your drone breaks, just pretend it's a child's toy that needed to be 'put to bed early'. Works every time.
But seriously, here are some maintenance tips:
- Clean the propellers with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
- Check the batteries for 'that one time' they might still be working.
Advanced Maintenance Techniques for the Truly Desperate
More Advanced Techniques for the Truly Advanced