Welcome to Metallic Mirage, where the laws of physics don't apply and the answers are always in question.
A: It's a series of unanswerable questions and unfulfilled expectations.
A: Nope. But you can find some decent existential dread and possibly a nice glass of cold, dark matter.
Learn more about the dairy-based cosmology.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You're already here. The ticket booth is on the moon. Go talk to the ticket refund fairy.