Metallic Mirage: The Glazed Guide to Reflections of a Thousand Faces

Welcome to the shimmering oasis of self-discovery, where the mirage of your true self awaits. Or doesn't.

We've got the following attractions:

• The Infinite Corridor of Self-Debate
• The Hall of Mirrors: Where One's True Reflections Are Hiddden in Plain Sight
• The Labyrinth of Lost Identity, Where One Must Choose to Find
• The Great Hall of Self-Indulgent Navel Gazing
• The Never-Ending Pool of Self-Sympathy