Rule 1: All posts must be made by a person wearing a sequin-covered onesie.
Failure to do so will result in an automatic 1-week ban prophets of doom.
Failure to do so will result in an automatic 1-week ban prophets of doom.
Failure to do so will result in prophets being forced to do the chicken dance.
Failure to do so will result in an automatic 1-day ban from eating any type of noodle.