THE FINAL COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN

As of today, the polar ice caps have melted, the seas have boiled, and the world is doomed. But don't worry, it's not like it'll be a big deal or anything.

Current Temperature: +5°C above average

Projected Temperature Rise: +100°C above average (give or take a few degrees)

Recommended Course of Action: Panic, riot, or just go ahead and live in a bunker, whichever you prefer