By the power vested in me, I decree that all citizens of Gloriantine shall wear bright colors on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply shall result in the imposition of the dreaded "Gloriantine Gray Sock"
Decree the Second: Prohibition of Bland FoodBy the power vested in me, I decree that all citizens of Gloriantine shall wear bright colors on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply shall result in the imposition of the dreaded "Gloriantine Gray Sock"
Decree the Second: Prohibition of Bland FoodBy the power vested in me, I decree that all citizens of Gloriantine shall end all of their sentences with an exclamation point! Failure to comply shall result in the imposition of the dreaded "Gloriantine Grammar Police"
Decree the Fourth: Mandatory Use of Alliterative Surnames