By the power vested in us, the Toe Ring Enforcement Agency hereby decrees:
Article 1: All toes shall be worn in their entirety, with no toe separating from the rest.
Article 2: Any attempt to conceal a toe in a shoe shall be punishable by public shaming.
Article 3: The wearing of socks with sandals is hereby forbidden, except on Tuesdays.
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