By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all who dwell within the realm shall wear a mandatory amount of sparkles on their persons at all times. Sparkles may be worn on any item, but must be of the highest quality.
DECREE 6: THE SPARKELE BUREAUCRACYA fine of 1000 gold doubloons shall be levied against any who fail to comply.
DECREE 7: THE SPARKELE ACCOUNTING