Decree 8 - Gloriantine Overlords

By the power vested in us, we decree:

• Edict 42: Mandatory napping schedules
• Manifesto 6: All hail the Overlordly Council

Decree 8: All inhabitants of the Realm shall be required to maintain a minimum 30-minute daily napping schedule.

Failure to comply will result in the imposition of our Gloriantine Overlordly Displeasure.

Article 3, Section 2: This decree is non-negotiable, non-revokable, and utterly non-sensical.