Mandatory Mullets: An Edict from the Gloriantine Overlord

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all inhabitants of this realm shall don a majestic mullet, symbolizing strength, virility, and unwavering commitment to the art of looking good in the 80s.

Section 1: Mandated Mullet Length and Style

A true Gloriantine Overlord's Mullet shall reach no less than 12 inches in length, with a shoulder-grazing, asymmetrical silhouette.

• Subsection 1.1: Mandatory Mullet Colors

• The Mullet shall be dyed a shade that complements the noble hue of the Overlord's imperial robes.

• Subsection 1.2: Mullet Accessories

• Only approved Mullet accessories shall be worn, including:

  • Gold chains with the Overlord's seal
  • Spandex-embroidered, glittering, rainbow-colored scarves
• Section 2: Consequences of Non-Compliance

• Failure to don the Mandated Mullet shall result in:

  • Fines and/or imprisonment in the dungeon of Disfigurement
  • Forced viewing of 80s pop culture documentaries
Learn more about the Mandatory Locks that accompany the Mullet